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Techie Fixed A 'Brown Monitor' By Closing A Door For A Doctor

The Register, Friday, May 30th, 2025

After three service calls, user reflected on their utter stupidity

This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as 'Neville' who told us about a job in which he supported systems that produced 3D images from CAT and MRI scanners - and may have challenged the tech support world speed record that this column currently believes stops the clock at 8.5 seconds.

Neville worked this gig in the 1990s, which is why the system displayed those images on a 19-inch cathode ray tube monitor - giant beige boxes that radiated heat fiercely.

Despite that inelegant hardware, radiographers, radiologists, and surgeons found the images very useful to diagnose patients, or plan operations.

One day, a client called to complain that their enormo-monitor would sometimes render images in shades of brown that made it hard for medicos to do their work.

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