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Servers Hated Mondays Until Techie Quit Quaffing Coffee In Their Company

The Register, Friday, August 1st, 2025

Unix boxes needed a hotfix to survive early morning cold boots

This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Mark" who told us of his time implementing Unix systems in a manufacturing business that sprawled across two sites in the Welsh valleys - a picturesque part of the world but also a locale that can become unpleasantly chilly in winter.

This story took place in the 1980s, a time before 24/7 connectivity. The business where Mark installed the Unix boxes therefore shut down the machines for the weekend.

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