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Cabling Survived Dungeons And Fish Factories, Until A Lazy User Took The Network Down

The Register, Friday, November 28th, 2025

A quick squeeze of the crimper saved the day ... and a career

Welcome once again to On Call, The Register's weekly reader-contributed column in which we share your stories of delivering excellent tech support amid your colleagues' ambivalence, anger, and unjust admonitions.

This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "George" who told us about his first job in IT.

"Fresh out of university, where I studied history, but mostly fiddled around with computers, I enrolled in an IT course as part of a learn/work contract to become an SCO Unix admin."

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