Engineer Used Welding Shop Air Hose To 'Clean' PCs - Hilarity Did Not Ensue
The Register, Friday, January 16th, 2026
This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Wilson" who once worked as the boss of a welding shop attached to an engineering consultancy. Wilson set the scene by telling us this story came from the early 1980s, when AutoCAD was replacing drawing boards.
"We had a new structural engineer who those of us in the shop quickly identified as an idiot with a degree," Wilson wrote.
One day, said idiot decided that the computers used to run AutoCAD needed to be cleaned and that the welding shop was the place to do the job.