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Server Crashes Traced To One Very Literal Knee-Jerk Reaction

The Register, Monday, March 2nd, 2026

Oh, the contortions required to debug strange errors!

This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Carter" who shared a story from the latter half of the 1990s when he worked at a telemarketing company.

"It was the time of Novell networks, RG58 cables, and bulky tower PCs," he told The Register. It was also a time before the telemarketer's IT department employed specialists. Carter and his two colleagues - boss Mike and part-time student Stefan - therefore handled tasks ranging from programming to support, and everything in between.

The trio's server room housed a colorful collection of machines scattered across shelves and shoved under desks. If a computer needed work, the team used KVM switches to connect.

"We considered this very modern at that time," Carter wrote.

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