The Security Industry Stole My Motorbike
Javvad Malik, Monday, June 22nd, 2026
Malik critiques security systems that extract value while protecting liability rather than actual assets.
Javvad Malik presents a cynical critique of security systems that extract value while failing to protect users.
After his motorcycle was stolen from a supposedly secure car park at Excel London, he discovers security infrastructure often serves organizational liability protection rather than asset defense.
The car park's cameras, barriers, and guards were largely theater, with terms disclaiming any liability for theft.
He draws parallels to cybersecurity compliance like PCI DSS and to insurance systems that penalize victims rather than prevent harm.
His central argument is that everyone in the security ecosystem profits while individuals bear the real risk of failure.