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The Register, Monday, January 12th, 2026

Techie Banned From Client Site For Outage He Didn't Cause

Vol 334 · Issue 2 · 2026-01-12

This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as 'Patrick' who told us he once installed an extra shelf of storage for a NAS at a local council office in Australia. The job initially went well. 'The staff left me alone in the computer room while I was tidying up the paperwork,' Patrick wrote. While he handled that administrivia, something caught Patrick's eye.

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Techie Banned From Client Site For Outage He Didn't Cause

The Register, Monday, October 6th, 2025

Techie Found An Error Message So Rude The CEO Of IBM Apologized For It

Vol 331 · Issue 2 · 2025-10-06

This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Saul" who shared a story from his time working for an IBM dealer in the late 1980s. "I'd taught myself how to use a PC/DOS and got the job because I knew more about PCs than the hiring manager or the team lead," Saul told Who, Me? On his first day at the coal face, his boss asked him to learn something new: UNIX.

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Techie Found An Error Message So Rude The CEO Of IBM Apologized For It

The Register, Friday, August 15th, 2025

Sysadmin Cured A Medical Mystery By Shifting A Single Cable

Vol 329 · Issue 2 · 2025-08-15

Few make it to Friday without some end-of-week blues, which The Register always treats with a fresh dose of On Call - the reader-contributed column that recounts your stories of tech support contusions. This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as 'Jake' who told us of the time he worked as the sole sysadmin for an entire hospital.

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Sysadmin Cured A Medical Mystery By Shifting A Single Cable